Brain Teaser: Lady of Many Answers

Arkham Asylum Patient Interview: Carlotta Levair/Brain Teaser(My OC) Part 2

Doctor Leeland: Patient Interview #5. Time is now 16:14pm. Patient Carlotta Levair will be arriving shortly. At this point, paitient has been uncooperative in sessions, but hopefully I'll break through it today. Patient is entering the room
Carlotta: You started the tape without me? Doctor Leeland, I'm shocked.
Doctor Leeland: Just making some pre-interview comments, Ms.Levair. Take your seat and we'll begin
Carlotta: So, what will you attempt to question me about today?
Doctor Leeland: I'd like to discuss your motive behind the crimes that lead to your stay in Arkham
Carlotta: That boring tale? How droll, and not to mention predictable
Doctor Leeland: It should be predictable, Ms. Levair. Everyone has their story, and your's needs to be put on record if you don't want any trouble with the warden. You are, after all, still being watching in case you and Mr.Nygma get into another fight
Carlotta: Oh, very well. But I'm telling you I won't enjoy it. And we don't 'fight', we simply debate our opinions on the other
Doctor Leeland: If that's what you wish to call it. Now, I can only imagine you feel guilty about the deaths you-
Carlotta: *stiffled giggles*
Doctor Leeland: Ms.Levair?
Carlotta: *giggles*
Doctor Leeland: I'm being amusing again, I take it
Carlotta: I'm afraid not. This time, it's just plain idiotic. *giggles*
Doctor Leeland: May I ask why?
Carlotta: Shouldn't that be predictable, Dr. Leeland?
Doctor Leeland: Ms. Levair, you're trying my-
Carlotta: Oh calm yourself, Dr. Getting angry will just encourage me. Now, I'm going to give you a clue; You said it a little bit before I started laughing. You get one guess
Doctor Leeland: Ms.Levair, is this really nes-?
Carlotta: *singsong* Encouraging~
Doctor Leeland: Very well. Was it deaths?
Carlotta: Nope, before that. It was guilty
Doctor Leeland: So you aren't guilty of ending the lives of 4 people and shattering so many more by putting your victums into puzzle-themed contraptions.
Carlotta: 5, and of course not. I killed those people because they deserved it. They were utter morons to think they could get away with insulting me and attempting to hurt me, and I wanted to prove that to them. They tried to toy with me, so I used items that held more intelligence then all of them combind to toy with them. Oh, and to be clear, my 'contraptions' as you say, are more than that
Doctor Leeland: Fairly short explaination. Why didn't you explain it in any of our other sessions?
Carlotta: One, it's not the whole story. Secondly, I already told you. It's a droll tale. I wonder if my next one will be better, though...
Doctor Leeland: You won't have a next one. You'll be sitting her in Arkham unless the parole-
Carlotta: Only, I suppose you'll never know Dr.Leeland. Because when it happens, and it WILL happen, I won't be coming back here to tell you about it. *chuckles*
Doctor Leeland: *sigh* I've had enough of this. Guards, escort Ms. Levair to her cell
Carlotta: Oh poo, looks like I have to go. Maybe next time, Doctor. 
Doctor Leeland: Maybe what, next time?
Carlotta: *chuckles* Maybe I won't break your fragile little nerve

Arkham Asylum Patient Interview: Carlotta Levair/Brain Teaser(My OC)

Doctor Leeland: Patient Interview Number 1. Patient's name is Carlotta Levair, also known as The Brain Teaser.
Carlotta: JUST Brain Teaser, Doctor Leeland. There is no 'the' and I'd like to keep it that way.
Doctor Leeland: Very well, then. Now, Carlotta, how is your stay here at Arkham so far?
Carlotta: Extrememly boring, if you must ask
Doctor Leeland: Really? That certainly isn't what I've been hearing from the guards.
Carlotta: Oh? Just what have they said then, Doctor?
Doctor Leeland: Nothing too bad, I supposse. Only that you have had at least seven confrontations with one of the other inmates.
Carlotta: Me? In a confrontation? That sounds a bit absurd, don't you think?
Doctor Leeland: Not physical, but definatly verbal. Would you care to specify who the inmate you've been fighting with is?
Carlotta: Hmm, well I suppose Harvey's been getting on my nerves a bit lately. Joker's loud, but hasn't tried anything on me, yet. Then of course, there is Harley and Ivy. My goodness, they can be chatterboxes with me and the next thing you know-
Doctor Leeland: Ms.Levair, I'm going to ask you to stop procrastinating. Harvey Dent has been in intensive car for nearly two months, Joker escaped weeks ago, and Mr.Cash told me the other inmate was a male. Now tell me who it is you've been fighting with
Carlotta: *chuckle*
Doctor Leeland: What's so funny?
Carlotta: You, Doctor, are quite amusing.
Doctor Leeland: How so, Ms.Levair?
Carlotta: With your question. Just, use whatever passes for your mind to put the pieces together. My weapons include Rubix Cube Coffins & other brain-testing toys, my professional criminal name is Brain Teaser, I rely on my intellegence more than my strength, and my costume is green & black. Now tell me Doctor, who else would want to pick a fight with me?

FINALLY, I can take over~ >;)

BrainTeaser here, wrestling the keyboard away from my ‘owner’ and get to make my first real post of the blog.

First off, I’d like to say that I’m not here to praise myself. No, as much as I’d like to explain how I am among the superior beings that walk the face of our Earth, I’m not about to stoop to the egotistical level of some of my associates(They know who I’m talking to~).

No, I’m here to answer questions about the Gotham Rouges, Batman & his pack of annoyences, or even myself if you’re curious enough. If I feel like it, I’ll find some pictures to go along with whatever I’m talking about, because I’ll be perfectly honest when I say I CANNOT DRAW TO SAVE MY LIFE!

Additionally, I’ll leave little challenges for you all to boil what little grey matter you have over. Riddles, finish the line, stories, whatever comes to mind. Though the first one might get me in trouble, right Mr.Nigma?~

So anyway, I hope you understand my point. And if you don’t, well……..I’m not sorry, because I’m a villain. We just don’t feel that